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When me prayers were poorly said 
  Who tucked me in me widdle bed 
And spanked me till me arse was red, 
Me Mudder!   
Who took me from me cozy cot 
And put me on the ice cold pot 
And made me pee when I could not, 
Me Mudder!   
And when the morning light would come 
And in me crib me dribbled some 
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum, 
Me Mudder!   
Who would me hair so neatly part 
And hug me gently to her heart 
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart, 
Me Mudder!   
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit 
And nearly have a king size fit 
When in me Sunday pants me s*** ,

Me Mudder! 



When at night her bed did squeak 
Me raised me head to have a peak 
Who yelled at me to go to sleep, 


Me Fadder! 

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That is cute....  :D


Petee emailed that to me and asked to post it for her. 



Happy Mudders day to all Mudders on Sunday.  :)

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