DLE1950 183 Report post Posted June 18, 2019 Good grief!!! Only in Falls Creek , Pa.🙄. So, I pulled into the gas station just a few minutes ago and when I was walking in to pay, I noticed one of our finest officers parked on the side of the building. He was watching this woman who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw her too ...I was thinking this lady is CRAZY!! But anyway, I went inside and all of a sudden I heard a commotion ...I heard somebody screaming. I looked out the door and the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was swinging her arm & running around like crazy!! I saw the officer who had just put the lady on the ground and was putting the fire out with his coffee!! Then, he cuffed her and threw her in the back of his patrol car....Yes, that’s right! The lady who had just caught on fire was getting locked up!!... I was thinking "What kind of person smokes WHILE PUMPING GAS and thinks nothing's gonna happen?!" Just dumb! So being the inquisitive person that I am....I saw the officer standing by my car so I asked him, "What did she do?" He looked me dead in the face and said, “WAVING A FIREARM!” Now, which of my friends actually read this to the end? I'd love to know? Copy, paste, and see who you can get with this joke! Change it to your city though. - Have a Good Day FB 🥰 1 11 pwacm, Dobby, Bon and 9 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobby 841 Report post Posted June 18, 2019 I'm in love with his quick wit! Quote Dobby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hipower 4,859 Report post Posted June 19, 2019 I should not have laughed, but I did. As a native "cricker" I should be offended, but I'm not. Thanks for the chuckle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WMJ77 8,133 Report post Posted June 25, 2019 Quote To achieve the title of old and wise, you must first be young and dumb Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Petee 5,566 Report post Posted June 26, 2019 Excellent! Quote "The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil but by those who watch them without doing anything" Albert Einstein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DLE1950 183 Report post Posted July 17, 2019 A CNN REPORTER WALKS INTO A NEIGHBORHOOD TAVERN AND IS ABOUT TO ORDER A DRINK WHEN HE SEES A GUY AT THE END OF THE BAR WEARING A "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" HAT. IT DIDN'T TAKE AN EINSTEIN TO KNOW THE GUY WAS A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER. THE CNN GUY SHOUTS OVER TO THE BARTENDER, LOUDLY ENOUGH THAT EVERYONE IN THE BAR COULD HEAR, "DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN HERE, BARTENDER, EXCEPT FOR THAT TRUMP SUPPORTER." AFTER THE DRINKS WERE HANDED OUT THE TRUMP GUY GIVES THE CNN GUY A BIG SMILE, WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS, IN AN EQUALLY LOUD VOICE, "THANK YOU!" THIS INFURIATES THE CNN REPORTER. SO HE ONCE AGAIN LOUDLY ORDERS DRINKS FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT THE GUY WEARING THE TRUMP HAT. AS BEFORE, THIS DOESN'T SEEM TO BOTHER THE TRUMP GUY. HE JUST CONTINUES TO SMILE AND AGAIN YELLS, "THANK YOU!" SO THE CNN GUY AGAIN LOUDLY ORDERS DRINKS FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT THE TRUMP GUY. AND AGAIN THE TRUMP GUY JUST SMILES AND YELLS BACK, "THANK YOU!" AT THAT POINT THE AGGRAVATED CNN REPORTER ASKS THE BARTENDER, "WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH THAT TRUMP SUPPORTER? I'VE ORDERED THREE ROUNDS OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN THE BAR BUT HIM AND ALL THE SILLY ASS DOES IS SMILE AND THANK ME. IS HE NUTS?" "NOPE," REPLIES THE BARTENDER. "HE OWNS THE PLACE." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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