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New rules Jaman, courtesy of Mr. Wolf.

Fees are to be paid on line or via touchless payments, yeah right.

Handle your own bag when arriving.

No caddies.

1 person per cart.

No groups in the parking lot or 1st tee.

No more rakes in the bunkers, rake bunkers with shoes or a golf club.

Course can't provide free tees or ball markers.

No scorecards, WTF. 

Leave the pin in, and, there will be a styrofoam insert in the cup so that you can remove your ball from the hole without touching the cup. Give me a break my putting is bad enough. How many putts are going to lip out because of that insert?

Too wet for me to play tomorrow, figures.


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No scorecards, ….my worst score this week is a 62  ;);)


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14 minutes ago, WMJ77 said:

No scorecards, ….my worst score this week is a 62  ;);)

I know this for a fact, my 87 year old golfing buddy will have a scorecard.


All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell.

Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. John Steinbeck.

Freedom isn't free, so stop whining and pay your taxes. Me.

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4 hours ago, watoos said:

New rules Jaman, courtesy of Mr. Wolf.

Fees are to be paid on line or via touchless payments, yeah right.

Handle your own bag when arriving.

No caddies.

1 person per cart.

No groups in the parking lot or 1st tee.

No more rakes in the bunkers, rake bunkers with shoes or a golf club.

Course can't provide free tees or ball markers.

No scorecards, WTF. 

Leave the pin in, and, there will be a styrofoam insert in the cup so that you can remove your ball from the hole without touching the cup. Give me a break my putting is bad enough. How many putts are going to lip out because of that insert?

Too wet for me to play tomorrow, figures.

I always handled my own. Im not good enough to have a caddie. Wolf wants us to pay by credit card or Paypal so he can charge a golf tax.     Just make sure you carry a new piece of equipment in your bag.  Needle Nose Pliers to get your ball out of the styrofoam Cup.  One thing that is going to happen. Scores are going to be inflated because if you hit the cup or flag most people are just going to give you a "Gimme."    Maybe you could also pack a small gardening flower  rake to bend over and rake the bunkers.  Its a bother, but still its a nice getaway to get fresh air from the rest of life.

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34 minutes ago, conservativeman633 said:

Just keep over/under par, and no score sheet is needed....

You don't know my 87 year old buddy. He shoots his age or better most of the time. I told him it keeps getting easier for him.


All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell.

Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. John Steinbeck.

Freedom isn't free, so stop whining and pay your taxes. Me.

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Sarcasm--- "I'am so excited"    I caddied at Country Club when in high school.  One day on the fairway the golfer I was caddying for dropped me like a lead balloon.  On the fairway he was to hit ball straight away and I was off to his left hand side about 90 degree angle to watch where ball went, last I remember was laying on the ground was hit in head by his ball.   LGF - this might explain things.

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