That's right, I haven't had a good in a while, so here we go...
Do y'all get this crap up there? Some vapid, skinny, pasty white bubble headed weather girl telling you the name for the current full moon? Seems like it's every month now. Sure, I've heard of the Harvest Moon and a Blue Moon, but the straw that broke the camel's back for me was the Super Blood Wolf Moon a few months back. WTF???
When did this become a thing? When did we come up with some back to nature, touchy feely name for every friggin full moon throughout the year? And last night our local bubblehead says "It's also known as the Thunder Moon because of all the thunderstorms we have in July "
WHAT??? What about the thunderstorms in April, May, June, and August you dumb
She then goes on to explain how the name comes from the Native Americans. Ok, right, so I'm to believe that each of the over 500 tribes sent a delegate to a meeting somewhere, presumably in a desert with a sufficient supply of peyote, where they took a vote and said "Hmmm, July. Buck Moon", but Whines Like Bi*ch wanted Thunder Moon, so just to shut him up they made it the alternate.
My big ol' butt
Just keep drinking your Starbucks, driving your hybrids, and finding uses for pot with no THC. Leave the Moon alone