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DLE1950

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About DLE1950

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  • Birthday 09/06/1950

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    Reynoldsville
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  1. It's a scam to get info on you.They tried it in reynoldsville
  2. MY goodness it sounds more like y'all are drinkin soda pop instead of beer .I like my beer cold , my wiskey straight and my wine semi.
  3. water , unsweetened tea.
  4. DLE1950

    Tree Removal

    A&R in Reynoldsville.
  5. A 12 guage with OO buck will remedy the drone problem.
  6. The mother should be charged also for leaving the young children in the car alone...
  7. I was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts and usually was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and take me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law to be put down his shotgun, hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story Always keep your condoms in your car!
  8. Where was this at ???
  9. I remember back in 1968/70 ? a truck loaded with steel coils crashed there.It took out 1 or 2 houses. That's why semis are not aloud to come down that way.I can't believe some on would be dumb enough to build there..
  10. If you don't want to travel that far Reynoldsville is having their town wide yard sales today and tomorrow.. 7/19-7/20
  11. Trump 2020 Keep America great
  12. DLE1950

    Snakes

    That section starts near the new hotel and comes uppast uniles and crossed over behin Snappys past the front gate and back out up by the storage sheds.Of course you know that. The only people I knew on the old road was Mr. Gontaro who had the junk yard between the new and old road.
  13. DLE1950

    Snakes

    I was going to say that I worked at the lake several times over the last 50 years and have never seen a copper head there .Now I have seen tons of rattlesnakes and rattlesnake dens up there.
  14. It's a Democrat thing...lol
  15. A CNN REPORTER WALKS INTO A NEIGHBORHOOD TAVERN AND IS ABOUT TO ORDER A DRINK WHEN HE SEES A GUY AT THE END OF THE BAR WEARING A "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" HAT. IT DIDN'T TAKE AN EINSTEIN TO KNOW THE GUY WAS A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER. THE CNN GUY SHOUTS OVER TO THE BARTENDER, LOUDLY ENOUGH THAT EVERYONE IN THE BAR COULD HEAR, "DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN HERE, BARTENDER, EXCEPT FOR THAT TRUMP SUPPORTER." AFTER THE DRINKS WERE HANDED OUT THE TRUMP GUY GIVES THE CNN GUY A BIG SMILE, WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS, IN AN EQUALLY LOUD VOICE, "THANK YOU!" THIS INFURIATES THE CNN REPORTER. SO HE ONCE AGAIN LOUDLY ORDERS DRINKS FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT THE GUY WEARING THE TRUMP HAT. AS BEFORE, THIS DOESN'T SEEM TO BOTHER THE TRUMP GUY. HE JUST CONTINUES TO SMILE AND AGAIN YELLS, "THANK YOU!" SO THE CNN GUY AGAIN LOUDLY ORDERS DRINKS FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT THE TRUMP GUY. AND AGAIN THE TRUMP GUY JUST SMILES AND YELLS BACK, "THANK YOU!" AT THAT POINT THE AGGRAVATED CNN REPORTER ASKS THE BARTENDER, "WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH THAT TRUMP SUPPORTER? I'VE ORDERED THREE ROUNDS OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN THE BAR BUT HIM AND ALL THE SILLY ASS DOES IS SMILE AND THANK ME. IS HE NUTS?" "NOPE," REPLIES THE BARTENDER. "HE OWNS THE PLACE."
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