Oooo baby - you're so fine - never seen one quite like you! Buzzzzz...LOL!
Carpenter bees are the bane of my existence! You CANNOT get rid of them, we used to have a hive in our garage at my old house and pay an exterminator to come EVERY YEAR, and the next year they came right back! Our garage collapsed in the snow and now those suckers have no home - MWA HA HA it was almost worth it! There are two, just two, that live on the porch of the house where I am at now. They come every year. You can hit them with a bat quite successfully, BTW. Bug spray doesn't work, they're the size of a small chihuahua.